Post your best completion times

It only took a couple weeks before someone decided to try JUSTIN BAILEY and discovered a hidden tribute password.  But I’ll reveal a secret: there are actually 6 hidden passwords.

You can get hints for some of them by beating the game within a slightly inhuman time limit.  And one is another tribute password.

To all six dedicated fans who read this site, how quickly can you make it through the game?   I’d like to know how close you guys are getting.